A Hilarious Person's Opinion On Mr Kirkham's Hairstyle

The QuiffAnother hairstyle that never looked good in the first place (other than perhaps on Elvis), yet one that was hugely popular. Why oh why?!?Main abusers of the quiff were young teachers (my tutor included! Mr. Kirkham - that quiff was simply too large for your own good, you deserved to be knocked over my me and Dean and we didn't deserve to go to the headmaster!)....And of course the gayest way to wear your quiff was to dye the quiff a different colour to the rest of your hair. Pure shit.

Populars

The definition of popular is 'regarded with favor, approval, or affection by an acquaintance or acquaintances'. This i believe to be true as anyone who is refferd to as "popular" have many friends who adore them & listen to them (affection by an acquaintance or acquaintances). But why is this is it they're personality, they're opinions? well this may be true for the most popular person but for the other people who are popular but not as much. they are only popular becaue they were lucky enough to have a childhood friend who became a poplar(one of the most popular people). Someone who was able to get in by a 'Friend of a Friend' connection which is why its difficult for new people to become popular. Unless they know one of the populars before they came to the new school or if they have loads of cool stuff & practicly give it away. Otherwise they have to work hard to climb the friends ladder if they want 2 even get a glimpse at popularity nevermind BEING popular as that is practically impossible unless you have one of the folllowing points mentioned previously. So i guess what i'm trying to say is don't try to become popular as you waste valuble time which could be used for studying or doing homework as you may end up failing to do your homework on time & get refferd & put onto a homework timetable (trust me i know, i'm on one!) so to all the unpopular people 'GOOD LUCK surviving high school' & to all you populars 'why must you be such jerks?'

Wasted Valentine

Valentines are a waste of time and effort to say the same thing you should tell your partner every day "I Love You" its just a way of talking your boy/girlfriend into doing what you like for one day a year (unless you include birthdays). Why must we be forced to buy gifts & cards for our loved ones why not say "hey i love you btw" its easy,quick & free what more do you want, Oh wait i forgot the world is poisoned with greed & hunger for everything as we are made to believe we need this artificial love and these irrelevant machines to say how we really feel.